Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Out of the mouths...

Some recent quotes from Jared:

"Mom, I fell off my stool but then I used Heavenly Father's power to get back up."

"Mom, when the Holy Ghost comes to my house, will you be here, too?"

"I'm capturing all the Nephites!"

(To his Sunbeam teachers) "The pioneers didn't have potties. They pooped in the ground."

"That's President Monster!" (Monson)

"I just died, but then I came back to life. I was resurrected!"

4 comments:

Katie Phillips said...

Those quotes are SO FUNNY and CUTE!!! What a clever boy! :)

Amanda said...

He is so funny1 I can't believe how obsessed he is with potties. I love that kid.

AOlson said...

Hahahahahahaha! I think President Monster is my favorite.

Laura said...

These were hilarious! They made me (and my hubby) laugh out loud. Thank you for sharing!