Last night before we went to bed, Alan and I were discussing what the best "Fantasy Day" would be like. Like, if we could do anything we wanted to for one day and have everything our way, what would we do?

I decided that it would be fun to go to Disneyland for a day, but not have it be crowded at all and not have it be too hot. (At first I wanted to be the only guests in the park, but then I decided that would be just weird. Just us and all the employees of Disneyland--gross.) Of course we wouldn't actually have to
pay to go. Also, we would eat in the Blue Bayou Restaurant (an unfulfilled dream of mine) and watch all the people entering the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. The food would be free, too, of course. And while I am dreaming, all the refreshments at the park would be free and also calorie/fat-free.

Of course, taking some kind of trip for a day on some kind of tropical beach would be a fun getaway, too. But it couldn't be too sunny or hot, and the water would have to be warm. And I would probably change the way that seawater tastes, too. Gross. Maybe sugary instead of salty? I often picture myself sitting in a hammock between two palm trees on a white-sand beach, watching the sunset. I would have a tropical drink melting in my hand, and I would be falling in love to the rhythm of a steel-drum band. I would perfect my chemistry (with Alan), and by and by I'd defy a little bit of gravity. :)
Then I started feeling guilty that the two above mentioned Fantasy Days excluded little Jared. Why should my Perfect Day exclude someone I love so much? So I started to make up a wonderful day that would include him. Of course, he wouldn't have any diapers to change that day and would only play with things he was supposed to play with! And he wouldn't be a picky/messy eater and he wouldn't get tired or cranky. I guess if I eliminated those factors about Jared, then we could do pretty much anything that day! Picnic somewhere? Tropical beach? Or even just a lovely, leisurely dinner at an extremely fancy restaurant where Jared wasn't acting high-maintenance. Of course there would be lots of (free) chocolate desserts with no fat or calories.
I guess in any fantasy of mine, I would be able to eat as much chocolate as I wanted without any consequences. :)