Maggie's song, which she wrote for Abby's first birthday:
Newborn baby, newborn baby.
She's that someone once again,
And that makes her my friend.
Someone with some love,
Some delicious and smooching love.
She's that someone once again,
And that makes her my friend.
Someone with a heart,
A loving and special heart.
She's that someone once again,
And that makes her my friend.
Someone just like me,
A fuzzy bumble bee.
She's that someone once again,
And that makes her my friend.
Maggie: I wish we were covered in ice cream.
Evy: Yeah, because then we could just lick ourselves.
Maggie: (Aunt) Emma's middle name is Delight because whenever we go to her house she is always delighted to see us!
Maggie: Little girls always have to come and say goodnight to the best daddy in the whole entire universe!
Maggie: I'm a fruit fly because I love fruit. Actually, I'm a fruit and vegetable fly, because I like them both.
Jared: Daddy, did you know that honey is basically moldy bee barf? (Evy: Bees drink their barf?!)
Alan: [Doing the I love you sign to Evelyn.]
Evy: You!
Alan: You!
Evy: I love you infinity!
Alan: Man, you got me with the you infinity. But I love you infinity too.
Evy: No, I said it first.
Maggie: Fish live in water because they are only waterproof, but not air proof.
Maggie: Daddy, you're in 35th grade!
Maggie: Doing subtraction with negative numbers is easy!
Maggie: I can't even think about getting presents for Christmas because I'm more interested in giving presents! [Very self congratulatory, if you ask me.]
Jared: Is temple cafeteria food cooked in consecrated oil?
Evy: [Anticipating the yummy dinner Jenny had made:] Chips + cheese = it's going to be good.
Evy: Blood smells like rain. Blood smells delicious. [I don't know if those two statements are intended to build on one another.]
Maggie: Mommy, sometimes I'm consumed by Abby.
Maggie: Do you think dogs are good kissers? I think so.
Jared: You know that cats are the same species because they can have babies together.
Maggie: What do you mean they can have babies together?
Jared: Yeah, like Mom and Dad had us together.
Maggie: They had us together? You mean like we're TWINS?!
Jared: No, they had us together, meaning they, together, had us.
[And thus Jared learned the grammatical confusion that can result from misplaced modifiers.]
Maggie: Chick-Fil-A chicken nuggets are the best because they actually have real chicken in them!
Maggie: Henry is still a part of our family even though he died. [Please refer to our previous blog post on our dear, departed Henry, a rather short-lived goldfish we had for 36 exciting hours.]
Maggie: I think we should rename The Nightmare Before Christmas to Halloween Saves Christmas. Jenny: Well, Maggie, it would be more like Halloween Almost Ruins Christmas and Then Saves it Again.
Evy: I wish I could have been there when Jesus blessed the children.
Maggie [After stubbing her toe and sobbing:] What if I don't even have a toe anymore?
Maggie: I was negative one years old when we moved in our house.
Abby calls everything Santa: gingerbread cookies, snow men, and Noah from her Noah's ark toy. In fairness, Noah does have a long white beard.
Maggie: I don't even know how they make Barbie cars!
Evy: Maybe they shrink real cars!
Maggie: Abby's like a turtle because turtles keep their homes attached to their backs, and Abby keeps her toilet attached to her bum.
Evy: Why did they fire that one guy that was President Monson's counselor? [Referring to Dieter F. Uchtdorf]
Evy: I don't want to eat this chicken! It tastes like stinky feet!
Alan: How do you know it tastes like stinky feet?
Evy: Abby dared me to take a bite of her foot.
Maggie: I have a friend who is from Scotland and from Asia. [Meaning her ancestors.] That makes her Scottish and Asiaish.
Abby: [Sitting in her high chair holding food in her hands] All done! All done! All done! [Then dropping the food on the ground] All gone!
Newborn baby, newborn baby.
She's that someone once again,
And that makes her my friend.
Someone with some love,
Some delicious and smooching love.
She's that someone once again,
And that makes her my friend.
Someone with a heart,
A loving and special heart.
She's that someone once again,
And that makes her my friend.
Someone just like me,
A fuzzy bumble bee.
She's that someone once again,
And that makes her my friend.
Maggie: I wish we were covered in ice cream.
Evy: Yeah, because then we could just lick ourselves.
Maggie: (Aunt) Emma's middle name is Delight because whenever we go to her house she is always delighted to see us!
Maggie: Little girls always have to come and say goodnight to the best daddy in the whole entire universe!
Maggie: I'm a fruit fly because I love fruit. Actually, I'm a fruit and vegetable fly, because I like them both.
Jared: Daddy, did you know that honey is basically moldy bee barf? (Evy: Bees drink their barf?!)
Alan: [Doing the I love you sign to Evelyn.]
Evy: You!
Alan: You!
Evy: I love you infinity!
Alan: Man, you got me with the you infinity. But I love you infinity too.
Evy: No, I said it first.
Maggie: Fish live in water because they are only waterproof, but not air proof.
Maggie: Daddy, you're in 35th grade!
Maggie: Doing subtraction with negative numbers is easy!
Maggie: I can't even think about getting presents for Christmas because I'm more interested in giving presents! [Very self congratulatory, if you ask me.]
Jared: Is temple cafeteria food cooked in consecrated oil?
Evy: [Anticipating the yummy dinner Jenny had made:] Chips + cheese = it's going to be good.
Evy: Blood smells like rain. Blood smells delicious. [I don't know if those two statements are intended to build on one another.]
Maggie: Mommy, sometimes I'm consumed by Abby.
Maggie: Do you think dogs are good kissers? I think so.
Jared: You know that cats are the same species because they can have babies together.
Maggie: What do you mean they can have babies together?
Jared: Yeah, like Mom and Dad had us together.
Maggie: They had us together? You mean like we're TWINS?!
Jared: No, they had us together, meaning they, together, had us.
[And thus Jared learned the grammatical confusion that can result from misplaced modifiers.]
Maggie: Chick-Fil-A chicken nuggets are the best because they actually have real chicken in them!
Maggie: Henry is still a part of our family even though he died. [Please refer to our previous blog post on our dear, departed Henry, a rather short-lived goldfish we had for 36 exciting hours.]
Maggie: I think we should rename The Nightmare Before Christmas to Halloween Saves Christmas. Jenny: Well, Maggie, it would be more like Halloween Almost Ruins Christmas and Then Saves it Again.
Evy: I wish I could have been there when Jesus blessed the children.
Maggie [After stubbing her toe and sobbing:] What if I don't even have a toe anymore?
Maggie: I was negative one years old when we moved in our house.
Abby calls everything Santa: gingerbread cookies, snow men, and Noah from her Noah's ark toy. In fairness, Noah does have a long white beard.
Maggie: I don't even know how they make Barbie cars!
Evy: Maybe they shrink real cars!
Maggie: Abby's like a turtle because turtles keep their homes attached to their backs, and Abby keeps her toilet attached to her bum.
Evy: Why did they fire that one guy that was President Monson's counselor? [Referring to Dieter F. Uchtdorf]
Evy: I don't want to eat this chicken! It tastes like stinky feet!
Alan: How do you know it tastes like stinky feet?
Evy: Abby dared me to take a bite of her foot.
Maggie: I have a friend who is from Scotland and from Asia. [Meaning her ancestors.] That makes her Scottish and Asiaish.
Abby: [Sitting in her high chair holding food in her hands] All done! All done! All done! [Then dropping the food on the ground] All gone!
1 comment:
Those are the cutest ever. I have such clever grandchildren. I'm so glad you are keeping a record of these sayings. They will love having them all their lives.
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